Here kitty,kitty,kitty

I'm Gratz for all cats.......yes, I am he  ,don't ya know.......I'm rescuing kitty's in rain,sleet and snow.  I am out and about ,day in and day out, calling kitty, dear kitty ....they all hear me shout! come kitty ,dear kitty, I don't want you to roam.Follow me, follow me ,follow me home.For I am Gratz for all cats ,kinda crazy they say,cause I kiss 'em and hug  'em till they all want to stay.  Yes, I'm Gratz for all cats ,what you read is all true ,so please email me now,  I have a cat  just for you.

The 27th year

Today is yet another day of  merriment  ! OONIE,and OONIE ,as Angora and Shelprock so  lovingly call each other were married 27 years ago this day.And the village naysayers said it wouldn't last ! The happy couple will be celebrating by enjoying a treasure hunting expedition to an undisclosed,  far away , very secrete, ocean shore  location with their recently invented treasure stick finder [ a stick that beeps when you find buried nails or pop tops  6 foot under ground and you spend 2 and 1/2 hours digging them up, thinking its gold and you will be rich forever after ] what fun ! The blushing bride  will be wearing her smells like sausage, fuchsia rubber boots for the occasion  ,what a vixen !  Hope OONIE will be able to  concentrate on treasure hunting !  At the end of their day, as the sun is setting and the ocean waves break on the shore  the  happy couple will count how many nails and assorted pop tops they have found ,  as they share  their last french orange donut together [ that is if Angora is willing to share it ,  but don't count on it]

There is a new breed of tooth fairy among us....

 Someone [little miss sunshine ,who isn't so little anymore after eating french orange donuts without the password ]  recently attempted to bring tooth fairy unbelief into my life by sending me a picture of a tooth fairy who looked nothing like the tooth fairy I once knew as a child .This tooth fairy was a 7 foot tall man with very big muscles and a glaring look on his face[ although he was really cute] However, he  did have tooth fairy wings, so I am not sure if he was an impostor or A real tooth fairy.  Come on now , just how big and strong would a tooth fairy need to be to carry a kids took back to the  tooth recycling  castle ?  Is it possible that  there is  more than one tooth fairy ? hmmmmmm, perhaps there's  a fleet of tooth fairy's , or  a herd of tooth fairy's,  or a flock of tooth fairy's or tooth fairy specialist  ..........................     I'm thinking this is a  new breed of tooth fair, a specialist .  He is able to carry many teeth at one time back  to the recycling castle because he has great strength and bigger wings . He is also not a scaredie cat tooth fairy .  This tooth fairy has no fear and he is willing and able to go into all those places a prissy tooth fairy  refuse to go . Like the town tavern    ,where he  could collect all those teeth knocked out in antler flinging  brawls . In the past, those teeth were left to rot on the ground where they fell .But with this tooth fairy specialist there would be no more waste and new products could be manufactured .Things like ,new wedding invite material for Arabella's creations and  rare antler velvet donating deer antler covers ,and hoof socks . Anyone with an idea for a new product should submit the info to his local Tooth Recycling Castle.

The French Orange Donut Secret Revealed, kinda

As the eldest of the sisterhood it is my responsibility to explain the great secret of the french orange donuts and why no one except the green onion scallion sisters Angora,Arabella, and  Be Dahlia can partake of this very special dozen in the possession of each sister. 1- It is because they belong to us , and we are french  orange donut hoarding, piglets .Get over it. 2- they are poison to anyone accept the person who's name is  was on the box they were shipped to. 3- without the password [ only available to the sisterhood ] eating even 1 french orange donut  will result in the eater doubling in size [ just think of it, size 9 will be size 18 ! now, I ask you is that worth a donut, Lady Sunshine ? You will be forced to change your name from Lady Sunshine to Princess Fat Hips. Eat a celery stick .As a tooth rep you don't need french orange donuts stuck between your teeth. What will people say ? By the way do you personally know the tooth fairy?  I  need her email address.I have a tooth to pick with her .                                                                               aunt angora

MERRY SEASON TO ALL

 Yes, it is here and I am still alive with normal size teeth. I washed my  french orange donuts in prill water because I suspected they may have been tampered with by Binky's kidnappers. After they dried I ate every one of them with the icing from the little white packet . I feel just fine  except  my body will no longer retain heat . So I am wearing  a mattress . I learned this from our mother  many seasons ago in her kingdom . At this time she was in the care of Lucy and at midnight  Lucy responded to the ringing of the'' I have a question or a demand bell''. When Lucy entered her room she saw ,queen Nan, as she called her, snuggle bunnied  between the mattress and the box springs with only her head sticking out ! Lucy  shouted ,Nan what are you doing ,you could suffocate ! Nan replied," I was cold ". So if wearing a mattress worked for her ,it can work for the rest of us. I will admit it is a little bulky and it does draw a lot of attention . It could present problems for Arabella getting on  and  off of the village bus but she would be very warm.It is very cold in Binky's kingdom but I doubt he would wear a mattress because  it won't fit in the elevator to his office .He could have alterations made as he can afford to do that ,but I doubt he will, because he is talking about moving to a warmer kingdom. I doubt this will happen because he refuses to watch'' the other kingdom auction network''  . He claims he already  knows everything about the other kingdoms  . If he knows so much why doesn't he know how to keep the Merry Season wreath on the side of the castle he manages. Or why doesn't he know how to keep from being kidnapped . Here's a clue - fat people are harder to kidnap . Fat people wearing a mattress are impossible to kidnap . Now,  Be Dahlia said her mouth was smaller after eating the tampered with french orange donuts , yea right . does she sound like she has a smaller mouth ! I know she has prill water in her possession . If she will drink a bucket of it everything will return to as it was . Anyway, I for one am not fooled by the fake we released Binky  note. Binky is still kidnapped because he didn't take steps to protect himself , fatness and wearing a mattress. Those are the no kidnapping rules in every kingdom and if he was home watching the other kingdoms auction network they would not have caught him . Now,  after reading all this  aren't   you wondering  if Arabella  is the secret french orange donut  sender ???    All things Merry Season point to this  .   HO,HO,HO        
PS- to protect'' Beany the beagle  '' from being kidnapped by the wicked troll  sprinkle her with prill water.              

part 10

The most amazing Merry Season surprise gift has  just arrived ! Angora has received 12 French orange donuts from a mystery benefactor . They arrived just moments ago in a  shinny FED X delivery[ federal emergency delivery xcept xrays]  chariot . They were carefully wrapped and placed in box . The return address read French Orange Donut Bakery.  Angora was shocked ! There was no card enclosed. Someone wanted this to be a complete surprise .Who could have sent  such a special gift ?  Angora has received  wonderful homemade sausages, beautiful fuchsia rubber boots ,  rhubarb jam,  a rare only 3 of a kind green onion scallion cat  and the very best gift of all , the restoration of the sisterhood .'' This is the best Christmas ever'',she said  wearing her fuchsia  rubber boots  with the green onion scallion cat sitting on her lap and  her  a mouth full of French orange donuts ............... this really is a miracle  time of the year.

part 9

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I feel much better...... OK. I am with Arabella, totally confused by the kidnapping, weird dog ,who offended who ,  is banished in or out , and who shot at BO diddley etc...... blah,blah,blah. But I am not confused about Binky's threat. I for one do not want to be responsible for any weird dog  being cooked or Binky leaving forever after. And we now have a new problem in De Dahlias kingdom . Apparently her sons wife[  who's body has been taken over by  an evil troll  ] is leaving her son forever , after the Merry Season.I guess she wants to get her presents first. But I have news for her , all she will be getting is a bag of  coal.Because Santa doesn't leave gifts for people who's bodies have been taken over by evil trolls causing them to break other peoples hearts. Be Dahlia , you must forgive her, as required by the invisible King[ you know what He says in His life application book]. This does not mean you approval of  or accept her behavior.We must forgive others or a root of bitterness will consume  and destroy us.I know son Adomis [ he may apply for a forever after name change] has a broken heart .  I will give him a revelation. ''To understand how to get to where you are going ,you first must know where you are now - it helps to understand how you got to where you are today. Reality harshly teaches us that we can only proceed from where we are now , regardless of the mistakes of the past.'' In  other words  never give up the little dog  ''beany''  .Once you succumb to the demands of  an unreasonable troll  the demands will grow bigger ,and bigger. And don't be fooled trolls eat little dogs .