Binky was eaten by a fox?! Calling all rodents

Angora, how could you keep this from us? If Binky was eaten who posted the Craigslist ad? Better yet, who wants to buy us? What will they do with us? It cannot be the real Binky because he lists only two scallion cats and there are three. Could this be the end of the green onion scallion cat sisterhood? The kingdoms must be protected. We must put up arms and call out all rodent protection as he is offering them for sale as well.

CraigsList Scallionland-4 Sale Cheap: Freak Show

Thank you for reading my ad on Scallionland Craigslist. I am a frustrated elf (I am larger than most elfs) and I am selling a collection of freaks for cheap. Start your own circus, or just keep them for the novelty. Price is 98 cents EACH (firm) in gold trinkets that are negotiable in all kingdoms. The menagerie includes:

-2 scallion cat statues
-1 redneck mercat (seems confused at times but lucid)
-1 fabulous designer-imposter queen (seems lucid but confused at times)
-1 fabulous designer (secretive & missing currently but WILL be found)
-assorted support rodents
-no fakes or spammers. Cash only upfront.

Dismissed? hehe, snort, snort, chuckle, chuckle

Binky, you can't dismiss us once you have become part of the group. You are not one of the sisterhood but you are a son of two of the sisters in the sisterhood. That requires a vote on both of their behalves to allow you to be dismissed. Remember, they both have had past head injuries. Your only chance is to catch them at the same time when they have no idea who you are and ask to be officially dismissed forever after. You have to remember you were kidnapped not to long ago and for all we know you have been kidnapped again and don't really want to be dismissed. This is more serious than a forever after name change. Good luck- you are family- that will never change. We love you- that will never change. Face facts, you are stuck with the three of us (and Luci too- one day she may just post and shock all of us!)

SO WE ARE DISMISSED ..............and

this is  coming from a man wearing a bright, vivid green suit , sitting next to an elf  impostor, dressed in the same ridiculous attire! You look like a pair of tree toads. ya right , we believe you have the authority to dismiss us !  So where are the lollipop kids  ?  The only people you could dismiss is  anyone with a fear of  lime jello , or  tree moss . The very 1st and most  important issue  in your kingdom that  you  should address is the  hiring of  a new  fashion designer  .                   PS  I believe the real Binky has been eaten by wolves because his castle cleaner found his hair by the trash can . I have not informed Arabella or Be Dahlia of this new development . I have been waiting to see if other  body parts are found first.     Angora Princess  Summerfall,Winterspring