Will The Real Gratz or Cratz or Kratz Please Stand Up

On the 29th of December, in the kingdom  of Sool , in the heat of the moment  , she was loosing her kool, she was sitting ......enjoying the Internets  joys .....when Angora  the blogger heard a loud noise.......'' it is GRATZ I have told you .....I will tell you again....  it is Gratz .....I tell you now , as I once  told you then..... get his name right .... this you must do ......or  the kittens he finds will come after you.........all that late afternoon and far into the night ,Angora the blogger hide from all sight.......... she practiced and practiced ....Gratz she would write...........So Gratz it must be ..........I don't want those kittens to come after me !...... I will remember.......I'll get it right..... so quit all that yapping  both day and at night........Gratz,Gratz,Gratz ......I have written it clear ...........for those that are furry and hold him so dear..........now it is done ........there is no more to say ........I now have it right and wrote it that way.

Here kitty,kitty,kitty

I'm Gratz for all cats.......yes, I am he  ,don't ya know.......I'm rescuing kitty's in rain,sleet and snow.  I am out and about ,day in and day out, calling kitty, dear kitty ....they all hear me shout! come kitty ,dear kitty, I don't want you to roam.Follow me, follow me ,follow me home.For I am Gratz for all cats ,kinda crazy they say,cause I kiss 'em and hug  'em till they all want to stay.  Yes, I'm Gratz for all cats ,what you read is all true ,so please email me now,  I have a cat  just for you.