The Green Onion Scallion Cat Sisterhood
Just for fun and almost true adventure stories in the lives of the green onion scallion cat sisters.
Monday, January 14, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
I'm baaaaaaaccckkkkkk
well it has been over 6 months since anyone has posted and to be quite honest I thought it had been more like two years. It seems like it has been forever. Hunting season for 2012 was really bad in my kingdom. I was not able to send many skins to Arabella for fashioning. It is a good thing Bobo provided her with cats to shave. I have not seen an armidillo in over a year! I don't know what happened to them- they seemed to dissapear as quickly as they showed up. Unless there is a disease they have and they shed their shells and turned into possums.
The dust bunny bite still has me pretty sick and I have gotten a horrendous bronchitis to boot. I also found out that I have celiac disease so I cannot eat gluten any longer. Gluten is in 99.9% of anything tasty- except armidillos- they are gluten free and they are no where to be found. sigh......................ah what I would give for a tasty gluten free armidillo. Those were the days
The dust bunny bite still has me pretty sick and I have gotten a horrendous bronchitis to boot. I also found out that I have celiac disease so I cannot eat gluten any longer. Gluten is in 99.9% of anything tasty- except armidillos- they are gluten free and they are no where to be found. sigh......................ah what I would give for a tasty gluten free armidillo. Those were the days
Monday, May 14, 2012
I am so blessed
I don't know if you remember but I think it was last year. It may have been 2 years ago but I think just one. I had to raise a clutch of Carolina Wrens that came over here in a nest in a friend of my sons truck. I think I see these as adults now. They are very friendly and a pairof them nested inside the propane tank at our shop a few weeks ago. I noticed about 3 days ago they were gone from the nest. I just went outside on my porch to take the trash out and there were about 6 or 7 wrens on my porch just singing and looking around. All but two flew off. The ones that stayed were babies and one of them flew up and landed on my shoulder! I was so amazed I just stood there and talked to it. Then I slowly tried to get my cell phone out of my pocket to take a picture but it flew down to the floor. I then realized it had a lot of dust, webs and stuff tangled in it's feet so it could not fly very high or very far. I slowly reached down and picked it up and got the stuff from it's tiny claws and placed it in my blueberry bush. I hear the other calling on the porch so I put in in the bush as well. I think these may be my grandbirds!!!!!! I am trying to download pictures now.
Friday, May 11, 2012
pretty awesome story....
every so often my daughter, Princess Sunshine, will ask that I pray to the invisible King for different things- I pray to him every night and sometimes during the day so this is no problem. However, when she called me and had fear and impending doom in her voice and said "Mom, you're good at praying so I need you to pray for me" my heart sank. I knew to stay calm because she will panic in a heartbeat and it was clear that she was already in a panic. I said "what's wrong?" She told me she was driving home from work and a freak storm blew up and she had pulled over under some trees as the hail was so bad she was afraid it was going to break her windshield out. I was praying in my head the whole time I was talking her down. I asked the invisible King to put his white light around her and her car and protcet her while I told her to lay down in the back of the van and told her it would be fine if the glass broke that her safety is all that mattered. A few minutes passed and she told me the hail had stopped and the rain slowed down. We hung up and a few minutes passed and she called me back. She told me a friend from her work had called and asked if she had seen the tornado. She said no- where was it and the girl told her it had been right over Heather. The invisible King is awesome- thanks to him once again.
mudd blogging
well last month I went to a big league mud blogg in GA with my son, Jeremiah (aka Adam). We put his beautiful truck on a trailer and hooked it up behind my home on wheels that I use when I go traveling to other kingdoms. He drove so I could relax. Besides it was about a 4 hour drive and with a rig that size we were afraid if we were to get stopped we may be so overweight that the driver may need a CDL-contempory dog license, and he has one. We finally got there and this place was a mad house- thousands of people in trucks, 4 wheelers, golf carts, on foot, riding unicorns, etc. The dust was enough to choke a mosquito. We found a place to park and he and a friend went driving around looking. They came back and I wanted to go play in the mud. The first place we wnt we got stuck and the truck over heated. Then when we got pulled out the truck cut off and the battery went dead. We finally got someone to jump us aftter about 500 people passed us and never offered to help while we sat there with the hood up. We should have quit then but oh no.....BeDahlia wasn't done playing yet. So we cruised around and found an area that 4 wheelers were playing in- not deep and we were going about 2mph in about 6" of water. All of a sudden the frfont left tire fell into a hole. He yelled "mom we have to get out- open the door". I had already tried and I couldn't budge it. A few big trolls came over and pulled us out through the window. In the process I lost the keys to the rolling house in the mud blogg. oh joy...and then it rained- yeah, really- stormed as a matter of fact- major hail. anywho we did have a good time and I will do it again- when we gegt the truck back in commission. It is totally gutted right now and the brand new motor is in the shop getting cleaned out. I wanted to bring a few unicorns home but we spent all of our money paying a locksmith to come andnot make us a key for the house on wheels. We drove it home with a screwdriver...for real dog! And he charged us $240 for that. He had to drill out the ignition and when he was almost done I told him he really needed to hurry up as the people who own the house on wheels would probably be back soon. He laughed and about 10 minutes after he left he came back and said he needed my drivers license #. lol Guess he thought about what I said and got scared.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Willderkat Controlled Habitat completed..........
After months of intense construction our willderkat habitat has been completed ! Willderkats , if left to run wild and breed will over take any kingdom they inhabit. Although most willderkats are not dangerous, they will attempt a take over, to gain control of the food supply in your kingdom. If left in unattended herds they will devise plans to divide and conquer willderkat controllers who attempt to secure them[ for their own good and the good of all kingdoms] the green onion scallion cat sisterhood sisters + bobo and shelprock are licenced willderkat specialist .each of their kingdoms possesses a variety of willderkats in every size , temperament and color. some are rare one of a kind willderkats such as''Shelton'' whom we have in captivity . Shelton wears a solid black nite stalking commando- suit. he is well trained in sneak attacks as well as the rub all over you with hugs diversion technique .this technique is most often employed as a control method among seasoned willderkats .they usually work in pairs .one kat with do the rubbing while the other secures the food supply. Shelton is young ,adventurous , and very free with kisses and hugs . some kats are highly skilled in jewelry theft .they will often stock pile it in a secret place until they are ready to trade it,sell it or wear it for dress up.Lucy had such a wilderkat when she lived with Queen Louise .Queen Louise was always complaining that Sirus[ Lucys kat] was stealing her jewelry and we thought she was krazy! after Queen Louise went to live with the invisible king I was cleaning her castle and I moved a dresser and there stood a pile of neatly stacked jewelry about 6 in high ! we were unable to question the suspect Sirus , as he had also gone to live in the invisible kingdom .I am very certain he was seeking to avoid prosecution . later this week we will continue our willderkat profiles. Arabella, and Be Dahlia will be profiling their wilderkats also. my next willderkat profile is Wesley / Stevie depending on which side of the castle he is on.
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