Friday, January 6, 2012

We have had an obsession over donuts for many generations


I was reminded by Lady Sunshine when she was here visiting for the merry time celebration. This is her and Queen Gertrude (Lady Sunshine's nanna). There was one chocolate donut left and they were fighting over it. It looks like they both got some. I sure do miss the Queen.

This is not new to me- I ALWAYS mess things up


The flying monkeys in your kingdom may be on vacation but they are never on vacation in mine. Bubbles are made to be broken. I have already told you several times that I LIKE your rhymes within reason- just not for the entire blog. I only speak the truth- which is what seems to always get me in trouble. sigh........that will never change though. I shoot from the hip- my mouth that is. My gun I shoot from my shoulder but that is another story.

Awards Banquet Set for Tomorrow, Angora Wins A Million$ a Week Forever

Well, now you have really done it Be Dahlia !  You will be getting a big, fat bill from Binky . Didn't you receive his warning letter concerning his new chargers billed to   anyone for any reason bothering him. ..... it was  98 cents or  98 dollars, or  it was 98 of something per incident  . Could have been 98  french orange donuts or maybe 98 kittens, if he bills you for kittens see Bo Bo . You have run up this debt for nothing because there is an awards banquet tomorrow at 11:15 am and I will receive my first check for $100,000,000. and a  check  every week for life there after . I am the grand winner....  I won the Dr.Seuss write -a-like poem contest.  I won ........I won ........ Yes I 'm number one ....... and Arabella will be there because she is president of Orthostilitz The Glamour Shoe For The Mature Woman [ see a pair on my profile] she has to cash the check and disburse the funds as we have 2.3 zillon orders to fill. After that we are going shopping !    Note: it is not toooo late for you and Binky to partake of  this great success . A simple public apology  + admitting you were not in your right mind when you complained about my poems  then  converting from an  unfan to big fan ,should do it .  But,far be it from me to attempt to persuade you on such matters .   angora  PS-  Everyone knows that all flying monkeys are on vacation in January but even if they weren't Arabella is sealed in a bubble ,she can't be kidnapped ever.

Calling Binky- I need your help quick!

In the words of Arabella, "aye, aye, aye". I have been begging her to come see me and to finally meet her great nephews Nickalodeon and Nathaniel but noooooo she is too busy. Now she is ready to jump on a monkey to go to an awards ceremony of Angoras. There is no awards ceremony- the rhyming armadillos have this all planned with the flying monkeys. If she gets on that monkey she will never be seen again. Binky, where are you? You suspected fraud. You sent me private mail. I need your help as they will never believe me alone. Remember the "fall on your llips with all the s's"? Please Binky, help.

ARABELLA BECOMES PRESIDENT OF ORTHOSTITLZ

Yes, you heard  correctly. I am making Arabella president of my multi million dollar company .She deserves it because she LOVES my Dr.Seuss write -a-like poems . She is brillant , creative and most wise. And she is no longer kidnapped or kidnappable because I have assigned her multitudes of security soldiers + a special  protective bubble will surround her for ever after....She will be untouchable.Her every wish shall be granted.As for my unfans ,you get NOTHING.