Tuesday, April 3, 2012

wisteria,listeria,tomotoe,tomoto, they will all steal your breath.....

in some kingdoms cats will steal your breath in my kingdom the listeria [evil cousin of the wisteria vine] will steal your breath and your rubber boots if you leave them unattended for more than 15 min. this is how they operate-  a beautiful cascade of lavender flowers bloom on a warm spring day .a seemingly innocent vine is weaving itself  harmlessly around your fence post[ ya,right] you say to yourself, oh, how lovely ,and I didn't even have to buy it from my local plants and assorted vines shop.so you allow it to sit on your fence .this started on ,lets say, a Saturday. Monday morning you wake up and decide to go into town but you can't get the front door open. you pull and you pull but alas, it just won't open more than a 1/2 in. you look through that little crack to see a twisted mass of what looks like a tree limb from Jack and the bean stalk blocking the door! so you crawl out a window [ because you forgot you have a back door.  green pixie dust causes memory loss. ]  you are in shock to see the entire front of your castle captured by  the listeria vine.if  you are foolish enough to get to close it will steal your breath. you would be better off  to build another castle in another kingdom on another day.

ps Binky send me a link to your blog.
ps Be Dahlia you were wise to seek the invisible king
ps Arabella where o where art thou