Tuesday, January 31, 2012

That was quite ugly....

Beached whale?! Shame on you- there is no sand anywhere in that photo. You are quite confused. Please send a rescuer ASAP.

I Do Not think You Look Like A Cat......

I think you look like a beached whale in cats clothing. Not to worry , just stop eating that crab dip and I'm sure your ears will get thinner. This is a rescue way beyond  BoBo's ability .This will require back up.... , a mac truck to back up and crane lift you to rescue. yes, it will be a challenge but it can and will be done . Since the equipment is unavailable for the next several weeks there are a few things you can do to prepare 1- drink only black olive juice for  3 weeks    2 - eat only prunes for  3weeks      3 - if you still need to be rescued call

Recent picture of BeDahlia


OK- I found this recent photo. I don't think I look like a cat- do you guys?

SO YOU THINK YOU DON"T LOOK LIKE A CAT

 Well, my dear be Dahlia ,you may not look like a cat to yourself but how do others see you.......that is the question. And would anyone really admit  to you that you look like a feline  . It would take a very brave or very crazy person to walk up to you  [ you being the great huntress ]and say, ''hello Be Dahlia, your looking extra fluffy today and I love what you've done with your  whiskers " .  I have the perfect solution ,post a recent photo of yourself and Arabella and I will tell you if you look like  a cat or not. Or at least I will . Since we are not sure where Arabella is . We know she was headed to the V. A  yesterday with Bobo   [ Vescuers Association - code for Rescuers , you know, the save a  damsel/cat authority ]   and no one has heard from her since. It is possible she has been sequester because Bobo was sent on a special assignment .Or maybe she drank toooo much black olive juice and is too sick to type/call or even build a fire and send smoke messages. as we all know there are many strange animals in her kingdom and all kingdoms for that matter, but her kingdom contains many more than most and some are very dangerous . So I guess I'm saying that maybe both her and Bobo were sequestered by a bearcat. [ top photo ]