How To Change The Mind of a Selfish Trollett

Grab her ,they shouted......... and cage that mean dope! ...... lasso her legs with 5 miles of rope......... tie knots so tight she will never shake loose ...... to teach her a lesson  lets dunk her in juice ......... we'll dunk that dumb troll till she surely gives up .........then by tomorrow we'll get back that pup.........trolletts need to learn they can't have their own  way ........if they mess with the sisters .....they will have to pay...... cause we'll contact the sheriff and send out the troops ..........we will  see that the troll jumps through all legal hoops ........  trolletts never win .........it just can not be ......... we will dunk and keep dunking till she sets Beany free.

Is Binky Angry?????

No, Arabella , Binky isn't angry with you or anyone of the sisterhood at this time .He may be a little aggregated at Angora because she sent him a Donald Trump look alike wig and he now remembers the error of his ways......... [lets remember he did give away the giant tiger slippers she gave him  last Merry Season] and with it he lost the power to cause laughter at the castle  by wearing the slippers and the wig this season. so he most likely is now realizing his error and has withdrawn for a moment of silence . Plus he is working alone because he gave his assistant the season off  [ I'm sure its a ploy to show off his soft spot ] come on , its Binky ,the only soft thing about Binky is his Donald Trump look alike wig [ feels like real hair ].I think he should request the return of his giant tiger slipper and send us all a picture of himself wearing the wig and slippers.But we will have to offer him money.            P.S.   he may be busy holding up the 25 foot wreath on the castle he manages .Maybe it fell off again.

Another kidnapping !

Angora and Rock's celebration day was wonderful.They went to the far away ocean shore to treasure hunt .It was a just right day ,not too hot ,not too cold, just right .They saw horses running on the beach and they found a 50 cent piece,a 25cent piece and two nickles [that's what it said on the treasure stick finder monitor, but since they forgot a shovel , digging them up  presented a problem] So Angora collected shells and as she looked out over the ocean shore she dreamed of riding in a  hot air balloon floating above the ocean waves [ ya ,right,only a bozo would ride in a hot air balloon over the ocean  ] but anyway, just picture it Angora and Rock holding hands, skipping along the shore ,the wind in their hair [ I mean in Angoras hair ,Rock lost his hair years ago and blames it on Angora ] and  by the way, it is very difficult to treasure hunt holding the treasure hunting stick and someones hand at the same time but true love conquers all. Anyway..... suddenly  a large sea bird [  just like the one that attacked Arabella when she was a child] flew down and stood in front of the happy couple shouting  '' we have Arabella, we have Arabella '' ! RATS ,there goes a beautiful day  treasure hunting ,hand holding and skipping along the shore .But  Angora and Rock were up for the challenge and they confronted the sea bird  .Angora shouted [ sea birds are hard of hearing] how can we be sure you really have Arabella ? can you prove it ? The sea bird shouted back [ they think everyone is hard of hearing like them] Call Be Dahlia she is in the process of collecting the ransom.hmmmmmmmmm. Angora looked at Rock , Rocked looked back into Angora's beautiful eyes .....  they were sorely afraid for Arabella ,so off they ran to contact Be Dahlia [ they did stop for a leisurely  lunch on the way] When they arrived home Angora checked the email and sure enough Be Dahlia sent a bill  to Angora and  one to Binky for their share of the ransom . Angora and Rock wrote a check and sent it by USPS . Because united serpents sent a letter to them stating they made major improvement's in their delivery service since the big lawsuit [ case not settled yet] Angora saw this  as  an opportunity to  test  united serpent .She will report on the results in a later blog. The sisterhood and family are always at risk of kidnapping . They are beautiful, wealthy and wise [ never mind what I said in part 1] I am telling you now they are wise. .............  ''of course they are wise............of course this will stick.........it will stick by you all .....through thin and through thick.......... for almost 2 months   we have  insisted ........on chatting with persons who never existed ........so wise are we now and wise we will be ...........for ever after the sisterhood three.''