To Be A Fan Or Not To Be A Fan

 My Dear Be Dahlia,  you are not required to  write  anything. Unless  you want to tell the world how much you love my Dr.Seuss  write-a- like poems, only because you have come to your senses, of course . As a fan you would be entitled to FREE WARE , plus a % of the profits , plus you would become a designer, plus a co owner in the worlds only Orthostils company. But, far be it from me to attempt to sway your thinking on such matters.

Reduced Price.....I don't think so

My Dear Be Dahlia ,we will customize any order  for an additional charge .you may order any doodad attachment  you desire for the Orthostils you  choose   [ catolog soon to ship] this includes the heel click adptor   available for the ruby red Orthostils only       however ,there is a clause [ very small print] in the Orthostils contract that states discounts are only available   to my Dr.Seuss write-a- like fans .  Have you considered Coyote wear ?  Certainly not as glamours but could work  .

ORTHOSTILS The Glamor Shoe

Wellllllllllll, apparently , you people aren't aware of the fact that this is the  Dr.Seuss write-a-like contest and the winner receives $1000,000,000 a day for life . {which I would have shared with those who supported my efforts } hmmmmmmmmm, lets see , how many could there be.........1, 2 or 3  or maybe there's just me!                         Well moving right along, yesterday I went shopping for orthopedic stilettos to wear to the awards banquet on Saturday .I want to look my  very best when I receive my first $100,000,000 check . To my surprise I was unable to find even one pair   . I guess the fashion industry has dropped the ball on this one.So my plans with my first million is to  create a one of a kind business. I will call it .....          '' Orthostils The Glamor Shoe  For The Mature Women''. My designs can be worn in or out of a wheel chair .They will be nursing home compatible .They will be water proof [ in case of  bladder leaks, or excessive  drooling ], they will be neon in colors with blinking lights  [ easy to see if you can't find your glasses] they will be equipped with a high powered  hearing aid that will look a  like shoe jewelry[ no one will ever guess you are wearing a hearing aid]    they will be padded to protect bunions , and to cushion  the '' I have fallen and I can't get up'' moment . Rhinestone wheels may be added  to any   style at an additional cost.I can't wait to pick up my check !