You need to get yours on some Prozac like mine.

I caught your cat in action also!

He really has a bad attitude.

Ok sista- bring it on- pumpkin pies for everyone!

Just remember I am the Queen Huntsress and always will be!

Ok,Iam totally confused.......

but what else is new.                 Wild hog ribs ????? and  get over what ,bridges, hunting, vegetables , wild hogs ???? I'm just writing satire for a crazy blog written by a crazy sisterhood who do crazy things !  hold up there cowgirl, I can hunt with the best of 'em . I will show you a thing or two. I am heading up a big hunt tomorrow . I will take no prisoners ! I will hunt down Virginia's wildest pumpkins and there will be pie for everyone tomorrow ! so there.

French Orange Donuts

While looking through my freezer yesterday I found the last of my french orange donuts. I had them for breakfast this morning. I asked Sir Ern if he'd like a bite of one. Of course I told him they were left over from Christmas. I did not mention they had been in the freezer. He said "Christmas!? No thank you". Ahhhh, my strategy worked- bad donuts- no one wants any. I am good for a few more years now. Thank you once again Arabella- muuuuuaaaaahhhhh

Ok, well personally I struggle with killing a fly.......

so killing anything bigger would make me throw up! and perhaps eat carrots for the rest of my life.even then I feel guilty uprooting them from their dirt home. I do  love a good steak and bacon on my pizza but I am sure it is a soy version that I'm consuming or at best it doesn't have a name. I wonder just  how many soy beans  it takes to make a steak ? but then I cringe at the thought of those little beans being ripped from their mother pod. Maybe I will just drink black olive juice or do they squeeze those poor little olives to death for a little of their juice. I wish I could just go home to the Invisible King, there is no death for anything including vegetables.