There is a new breed of tooth fairy among us....

 Someone [little miss sunshine ,who isn't so little anymore after eating french orange donuts without the password ]  recently attempted to bring tooth fairy unbelief into my life by sending me a picture of a tooth fairy who looked nothing like the tooth fairy I once knew as a child .This tooth fairy was a 7 foot tall man with very big muscles and a glaring look on his face[ although he was really cute] However, he  did have tooth fairy wings, so I am not sure if he was an impostor or A real tooth fairy.  Come on now , just how big and strong would a tooth fairy need to be to carry a kids took back to the  tooth recycling  castle ?  Is it possible that  there is  more than one tooth fairy ? hmmmmmm, perhaps there's  a fleet of tooth fairy's , or  a herd of tooth fairy's,  or a flock of tooth fairy's or tooth fairy specialist  ..........................     I'm thinking this is a  new breed of tooth fair, a specialist .  He is able to carry many teeth at one time back  to the recycling castle because he has great strength and bigger wings . He is also not a scaredie cat tooth fairy .  This tooth fairy has no fear and he is willing and able to go into all those places a prissy tooth fairy  refuse to go . Like the town tavern    ,where he  could collect all those teeth knocked out in antler flinging  brawls . In the past, those teeth were left to rot on the ground where they fell .But with this tooth fairy specialist there would be no more waste and new products could be manufactured .Things like ,new wedding invite material for Arabella's creations and  rare antler velvet donating deer antler covers ,and hoof socks . Anyone with an idea for a new product should submit the info to his local Tooth Recycling Castle.

The French Orange Donut Secret Revealed, kinda

As the eldest of the sisterhood it is my responsibility to explain the great secret of the french orange donuts and why no one except the green onion scallion sisters Angora,Arabella, and  Be Dahlia can partake of this very special dozen in the possession of each sister. 1- It is because they belong to us , and we are french  orange donut hoarding, piglets .Get over it. 2- they are poison to anyone accept the person who's name is  was on the box they were shipped to. 3- without the password [ only available to the sisterhood ] eating even 1 french orange donut  will result in the eater doubling in size [ just think of it, size 9 will be size 18 ! now, I ask you is that worth a donut, Lady Sunshine ? You will be forced to change your name from Lady Sunshine to Princess Fat Hips. Eat a celery stick .As a tooth rep you don't need french orange donuts stuck between your teeth. What will people say ? By the way do you personally know the tooth fairy?  I  need her email address.I have a tooth to pick with her .                                                                               aunt angora