The French Orange Donut Secret Revealed, kinda

As the eldest of the sisterhood it is my responsibility to explain the great secret of the french orange donuts and why no one except the green onion scallion sisters Angora,Arabella, and  Be Dahlia can partake of this very special dozen in the possession of each sister. 1- It is because they belong to us , and we are french  orange donut hoarding, piglets .Get over it. 2- they are poison to anyone accept the person who's name is  was on the box they were shipped to. 3- without the password [ only available to the sisterhood ] eating even 1 french orange donut  will result in the eater doubling in size [ just think of it, size 9 will be size 18 ! now, I ask you is that worth a donut, Lady Sunshine ? You will be forced to change your name from Lady Sunshine to Princess Fat Hips. Eat a celery stick .As a tooth rep you don't need french orange donuts stuck between your teeth. What will people say ? By the way do you personally know the tooth fairy?  I  need her email address.I have a tooth to pick with her .                                                                               aunt angora