Is this the dog that delivered the suit?

This dog is obviously a fraud as it has no fox in it at all and I captured this picture of it as it ran by on the way to deliver the papers you sent with it to file a suit. You, Binky, have obviously been kidnapped again. We have no proof of an article here or pictures of these "manly" shoes you speak of.

Outrageous Orthostitlz Sued, Will Likely Lose!

In a surprise move, Orthostitlz was sued today in the Supreme Galaxy Court of All Worlds by one Binky Sassafras Angora Mindenmuffin Murden, III (aka Binky but he prefers to be addressed by his full name) for fraud, name swiping, crudiness, lying, faking, awful products, slander, and being generally a crappy outfit. The surprise suit was delivered to the Daily Scallion News by a strange dog (big ears-perhaps it has some fox mixed in) calling itself Foxaford Potamus Clover Puffinmuffin Murden I (he said Fox was ok but he'd prefer being addressed in full). He disappeared shortly thereafter without comment.

The suit is shocking enough, but it was followed by a news release announcing a new company, Orthocurlz, the Men's Glamour Shoe! A picture showing one of the Orthocurlz shoe products accompanied the release, with Binky Sassafras Angora Mindenmuffin Murden, III as the model.

Jeremiah is very familiar with mud blogging

He has been making mud blog pits for awhile now. Angora referred to Jeronamo so I will have to see if Jeremiah knows him as he may be a big asset to his mud blogging. Jeremiah would never use it to capture a trollette as he is way too good hearted. He would rather make his captures in a legal way. A legally captured trollette will pay way more than one trapped any other way. She will have to pay with baubles and gold. Not to mention the price she will have to pay when she stands before the invisible King. Ahhhhhh life is sweet for those who trust and believe.

directions to my kingdom

just follow the yellow brick road..........................

Capturing A Trollett

Mud Blogs

       Jeronamo   probably thinks your talking about  mud  blogging    .That thing guys do with trucks .you know ,     They jump around in pits of mud they call blogs   .For those of us that don't want to get all yukkkee we blog on a  box with assorted letters  on a board that sits in front of it  [ a new fandangled devise that writes letters and sends them around the world without the use of  USPS  , united serpents postal service  ]    every castle  should have one [a box with letters not a mud pit] although a mud pit is great to have around for facials and flinging at trollets when the slink by.Trollets will slink around places they are not wanted to spy. They spy to make a plan to capture whatever they want. So a good mud blog is very useful in deterring their slinking and spying . If they pose a serious problem[ and they always do, never trust a trollett] mix  cabbage and  concrete  in the mud you fling .the concrete will harden and the cabbage   will make the mixture lumpy and stinky so everyone will recognize  the trollett every she goes for ever after.