Cookout in my kingdom tonight...

I wish you all lived closer as we are having a cookout tonight. I had the pleasure of going wild razorback hog hunting the other day with some friends and we bagged eight of them. Two of them were over 200# each. These are very mean hogs that will attack anything. They are destroying the forest lands in my kingdom and eating the forage of the magical deer. You know we cannot have that! We will be having ribs, chicken, hash and rice, beans with burger and sausage mixed in, cole slaw and my first batch ever of home made banana pudding. I have been sampling the banana pudding all day and it is yummmmmmmmy!!!!!! It is made with pudding, condensed milk, whipped topping, bananas, cookies and cream cheese. my oh my! no, the hog is not in the pudding- i can't move him!

My kingdom has funny creatures also.

We have an animal that is a combination of a deer buck and an armadillo. I'm not sure if it would be a Buckarillo, Armabuck or what. I don't hasve any photos of them as they are very hard to capture on film. We do have Jackalopes also and they are very common. Here is a picture of one of them.

He Does Have Rubies

and diamonds too, but I can't find where he hides them . they could be in that box of sand I see him fly into a few times a day . there are little lumps in it .I will send each of you a little lump to inspect for rubies or diamonds, may contain both. don't let his snarl fool you he is a big baby bumblcat . he just pretends to be scary . and that's not blood on his teeth it is strawberry preserves. he keeps flying into the fridge and I find him stuck to the side of the jam jar. I am starting a kingdom animal sanctuary .I received a call today to rescue a bumblmonklet .  and I too am confused on the invitations Arabella mentioned, is their a wedding we should know about ?