Angora received an alarming message from Be Delia.She hand painted a picture of her latest hunt on a birch bark .She managed to capture ,not only 4 rare antler velvet donating deer, but their keeper and one of his helpers.The keeper was easy to recognize because he had a long white beard and he was wearing a red suit.Only the rare antler velvet donating deer keeper is legally allowed to grow a long white beard and wear this red suit. It was definitely him ! Be Delia carved a ransom notice on the bottom of the picture and requested it be posted in the village square and on Craig's list when the technology reach the village.The ransom notice read " I have captured the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deers plus 1 of his helper, plus 4 rare antler velvet donating deer.The 4 deer have gone to live in the invisible kingdom but the keeper and his helper are still in my kingdom.The keeper is yada, yada,yada about a delivery he insist he must make world wide, on the 24th night of December, YEA RIGHT ! He is not going anywhere until someone pays his ransom.{ that's so like Be Delia when she really wants something] Here's the deal, I want someone, anyone ,I don't care who ,to persuade Angora to grant me a forever after name spelling change ,plus I want 12 dozen French orange donuts. NO EXCEPTIONS,NO EXCUSES ,or the fat guy with the white beard wearing the red suit will be taking a one way trip to the invisible kingdom. P.S you have until the 23rd midnight of December. Very truly yours BEDAHIA not Be Delia. Now, Be Delia would not want it to be known but she really would never send the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deers to the invisible kingdom.She may be big on threats but she is a Meerkat in reality.Most likely she will persuade the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deer to sign a contract ,promising never to leave her kingdom until the ransom demands are met. Anyway, it doesn't look like he will be leaving anytime soon because his mode of transportation is in need of much repair .The GPS system can be heard echoing from the mountains RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING and we all know what that means.
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