COCO AND CAT TAILS

Today I met the keeper of coco and cat tails of a far away unknown  kingdom .
His is name is ''CoCoPuff'' . He is  a very wise coco and cat tail designer . Every time you enjoy a cup of fine coco or admire a beautiful cat tail it was designed by CoCoPuff.  He also possess the knowledge of  printer fandangling .[ you know one of those machines that slurps up tree bark and puts letters and such on it.] He has mastered this rare skill and shares it with anyone who is in need of  fandangling . I have invited him to share his vast knowledge of all things coco, cat tails and fandangling plus any other knowledge he may have on the sisterhood bloggarama . look for his comments. you will recognize him by his coco mustache .                  angora

I have that deer suit

Several years back when I wanted to start hunting with Ernst I begged and begged him to take me. He told me he was going to let me borrow his special lucky outfit to hunt in to bring me good luck. This is it! I have not wore it yet because I need to loose another 256# to be able to get into it. He makes me try to get into it every day to see if I am getting close to be able to wearing it. He is so excited for me to be able to get into it and go into the woods with the other hunters but knows I will be the lucky one because I will be wearing the lucky suit. I am soooooo loved.

The Perfect OUTFIT ...............

OUTFIT IDEA

Pros-  1- great for Christmas time sales  2- will keep Arabella warm 3 -Antlers can be used as weapon against muggers
Cons-  1- hot in the summer .2 may attract unwanted affection from other deer 3  may get shot by hunters

Wonderful Idea BUT.........

Arabella will freeze to death wearing that outfit in February but not before she will be forced to sell  all her cookies, then left to die by the roadside after the girl scout leader takes all her money  .  BUT this is a perfect example of  how girl scouts will use any means to sell those over priced  catastrophes they call cookies. what other group expects a person to go out dressed like that in the cold pushing cookies. only the girl scouts would even consider such a method, they are ruthless  .I can appreciate  the fact that Arabella seeks a business opportunity but I think she should rethink using the girl scout image and their cookies . she is a very good cook and she could market her own cookies and outfit , who needs those sleazy,cruel girl scouts that jump out from behind every bush shoving boxes of cookies in your face demanding money ...... I am scared to go out or answer my door  during one of their cookie intimidation drives. And what about fat people. they don't care about fat  people . they will force them to buy their cookies . they will hunt them down  because they prey on the sweet tooth addict . they will stand outside of weight watchers  all day and shove cookies in the face of all who dare to seek refuge behind those doors .  It is heartbreaking .I have personally witnessed people giving in at the door of a weight watcher clinic .I have seen them fall to their knees, only to be loaded down with boxes of cookies  by girl scouts  looming over them laughing as they demanded payment. There should be laws against such intimidation . Arabella can change all this suffering. she can offer a fat persons cookie .I know she can create the perfect recipe and the perfect outfit to wear when she sells them. I can see it now Arabella's Fat Person Cookie, eat as many as you want because they are created from love and air . you will feel loved   from the love and you will never gain weight from air. it is the perfect cookie. now lets design an outfit .........