Willderkat Controlled Habitat completed..........

After months of intense construction our willderkat  habitat  has been completed !  Willderkats , if  left to run wild and  breed will over take any kingdom they inhabit. Although most willderkats are not dangerous, they will attempt  a  take over, to gain control of the food supply in your kingdom. If left in unattended herds they will devise plans to divide and conquer willderkat controllers who attempt to secure them[ for their own good and the good of all kingdoms] the green onion scallion cat sisterhood sisters + bobo and shelprock are licenced willderkat specialist .each of their kingdoms possesses a variety of willderkats in every size , temperament and color. some are rare one of a kind willderkats such as''Shelton'' whom  we have in captivity . Shelton wears  a solid black nite stalking commando- suit. he is well trained in sneak attacks as well as the rub all over you with  hugs diversion technique .this technique is most often employed as a control method among seasoned willderkats .they usually work in pairs .one kat with do the rubbing while the other secures the food supply. Shelton  is young ,adventurous ,  and very free  with kisses and hugs . some kats are highly skilled in jewelry theft .they will often stock pile it in a secret place until they are ready to trade it,sell it or wear it for dress up.Lucy had such a wilderkat when she lived with Queen Louise .Queen Louise was always complaining that Sirus[ Lucys kat] was stealing her jewelry and we thought she was krazy! after Queen Louise went to live with the invisible king I was cleaning her castle and I moved a dresser and there stood a pile of  neatly stacked jewelry about 6 in high ! we were unable to question the suspect Sirus , as he had also gone to live in the invisible kingdom .I am very certain he was seeking to  avoid prosecution . later this week we will continue our willderkat profiles. Arabella, and Be Dahlia will be profiling their wilderkats also. my next willderkat profile is Wesley / Stevie depending on which side of the castle he is on.

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

you were not suppose to feed them to the pixies near your home or job !  you are suppose to keep them in your pocket.1st you cut them into tiny squares and once you are 4 blocks from home [ they will be following you, so be sure to take a fake route]you drop 1 square on the ground every 2 blocks.this will lead the pixies away from your home and job .they will not be able to find their way back without a map. bitty, bopty,boo ,pixies can't find you.


jokes aside- go to a drug store and get a generic  brand allergy pill NON DROWSY last 12 hours .take it in the morning before you go to work. wear a surgical face mask when your walking [drug store] theses things will really make a big difference. or you can do the pb&j  but I find  the pill and mask  easier.

wisteria,listeria,tomotoe,tomoto, they will all steal your breath.....

in some kingdoms cats will steal your breath in my kingdom the listeria [evil cousin of the wisteria vine] will steal your breath and your rubber boots if you leave them unattended for more than 15 min. this is how they operate-  a beautiful cascade of lavender flowers bloom on a warm spring day .a seemingly innocent vine is weaving itself  harmlessly around your fence post[ ya,right] you say to yourself, oh, how lovely ,and I didn't even have to buy it from my local plants and assorted vines shop.so you allow it to sit on your fence .this started on ,lets say, a Saturday. Monday morning you wake up and decide to go into town but you can't get the front door open. you pull and you pull but alas, it just won't open more than a 1/2 in. you look through that little crack to see a twisted mass of what looks like a tree limb from Jack and the bean stalk blocking the door! so you crawl out a window [ because you forgot you have a back door.  green pixie dust causes memory loss. ]  you are in shock to see the entire front of your castle captured by  the listeria vine.if  you are foolish enough to get to close it will steal your breath. you would be better off  to build another castle in another kingdom on another day.

ps Binky send me a link to your blog.
ps Be Dahlia you were wise to seek the invisible king
ps Arabella where o where art thou

update

Domino (the dog) is doing so much better! Praise the invisile King as I asked him for whatever his will were to be- to either heal her, give me the knowlege and things I needed to help her or to not let her suffer and take her to his Kingdom. He gave me the knowlege to help her. Now, I'm not goig to say he may not take her yet- but she is eating, wagging her tail, getting in and out of her giant dog house, etc. Praise the King!

Now on the other hand the doctor told me my head would be numb within 30 minutes of the 12 injections. It has been 9 hours and my head is killing me. My joints are starting to ache and I am getting a sore throat. These are all symptoms I had wen I first contractd the Lyme. I know steroids can bring Lyme spymptoms back on and I did get steeroids today. I was at the end of my rope for treatments- short of finding a lyme literate doctor in another state. My head is killing me. He said it was rare to get a worse headache after these shots- well, tha's me- RARE. yeah i need to spell check but my head hurts too bad to care right now.
i think i need my dog to start caring for me- lol
angora- stay away from snakes

BTW- shooting to scare deer, etc.

It is called a? (I have to ask Ernie) cannon. It is a thing that runs with propane and is set to go off about every 15 min. It is just noise- no bullet of any sort. Just a LOUD BOOM. It scares off deer, birds,, etc.

I have had a horrible weekend.....

Yes my dearest eldest sister- Wisteria- I have been meaning to tell you that but I have been consumed with dog doctering. My blind and deaf Great Dane had surgery last Thursday to have a growth removed. The vet I worked for for 20 years did the surgery. He whined and compained the entire time telling me it was cancer and she would only live three weeks - yadda yadda yadda. He did not put her on antibiotics and I knew better than to leave the clinic without any. However, with my tick brain I did do just that. Sat. she spiked a fever of 106 and went comatose. I started filling her up with chlorophyl. I went and got antibiotics and IV fluids. I hooked her up to an IV drip. I went and bought a blow up mattress for her. I have been irrigating the incision because it has puralent junk pouring from it. I have filled it with silver and a few drops of oregano. She has started eating and walking around a little bit. I am supposed to leave for the beach Wed. so if she has not made a complete turnaround she will be going with me. Should be interesting- a 180# blind deaf dog camping. Glad my motor home has a ramp!!!
I go to have injections in my head today for my constant tick headaches. They will be using steroids which is a no no with Lyme disease but I have run out of options.So if I die I will my dogs to Angora and my cats to Bobo as I know they will be cared for this way- LOL

my kingdom woodland ..............

 ahhhhhh,yes,I love the quiet and country sounds that comes from miles of nothing but trees, thickets,rivers,snakes,lizards,coyotes and my favorite the farmers auto explosion every 15 min. device for keeping deer away from crops.when you hear this ever 15 min ,24 hours a day,you know you are living in the country !  this could very possibly account for the numerous farmers shot every planting season. these shootings  are often called accidental shootings but if you are in hearing distance of one of these machines[ this would be within  200 miles] you would know these shootings were not accidental but a warning .  SHUT OFF THAT  MACHINE OR NEXT TIME I WILL NOT MISS .that's a country warning . missing is considered a flesh wound .  not missing means your dead. these gun shots are not to be confused with the '' I got me a coyote stealing a chicken gun shot'' '' ''or the get off my propriety you city revenuer gunshot'' [propriety tax man]  of course learning the difference is an acquired skill and the sooner the better. or you will be calling 911 every day for nothing because they will ask you which shot you heard. if you don't know they will brand you as a phony  caller attempting to take the police away from more important calls such as a squabbling  at the Franklin Noodling contest over who's mud cat is bigger. By the way my city slicker, condo living son, Binky, corrected my name for the man eating, breath stealing vine I called listeria.He said it is wisteria ............. and  all this time I thought the people here talked with a lisp . listeria,wisteria, hysteria it will steal your breath looking very beautiful as it consumes you..............