my kingdom woodland ..............

 ahhhhhh,yes,I love the quiet and country sounds that comes from miles of nothing but trees, thickets,rivers,snakes,lizards,coyotes and my favorite the farmers auto explosion every 15 min. device for keeping deer away from crops.when you hear this ever 15 min ,24 hours a day,you know you are living in the country !  this could very possibly account for the numerous farmers shot every planting season. these shootings  are often called accidental shootings but if you are in hearing distance of one of these machines[ this would be within  200 miles] you would know these shootings were not accidental but a warning .  SHUT OFF THAT  MACHINE OR NEXT TIME I WILL NOT MISS .that's a country warning . missing is considered a flesh wound .  not missing means your dead. these gun shots are not to be confused with the '' I got me a coyote stealing a chicken gun shot'' '' ''or the get off my propriety you city revenuer gunshot'' [propriety tax man]  of course learning the difference is an acquired skill and the sooner the better. or you will be calling 911 every day for nothing because they will ask you which shot you heard. if you don't know they will brand you as a phony  caller attempting to take the police away from more important calls such as a squabbling  at the Franklin Noodling contest over who's mud cat is bigger. By the way my city slicker, condo living son, Binky, corrected my name for the man eating, breath stealing vine I called listeria.He said it is wisteria ............. and  all this time I thought the people here talked with a lisp . listeria,wisteria, hysteria it will steal your breath looking very beautiful as it consumes you..............