There is a new breed of tooth fairy among us....

 Someone [little miss sunshine ,who isn't so little anymore after eating french orange donuts without the password ]  recently attempted to bring tooth fairy unbelief into my life by sending me a picture of a tooth fairy who looked nothing like the tooth fairy I once knew as a child .This tooth fairy was a 7 foot tall man with very big muscles and a glaring look on his face[ although he was really cute] However, he  did have tooth fairy wings, so I am not sure if he was an impostor or A real tooth fairy.  Come on now , just how big and strong would a tooth fairy need to be to carry a kids took back to the  tooth recycling  castle ?  Is it possible that  there is  more than one tooth fairy ? hmmmmmm, perhaps there's  a fleet of tooth fairy's , or  a herd of tooth fairy's,  or a flock of tooth fairy's or tooth fairy specialist  ..........................     I'm thinking this is a  new breed of tooth fair, a specialist .  He is able to carry many teeth at one time back  to the recycling castle because he has great strength and bigger wings . He is also not a scaredie cat tooth fairy .  This tooth fairy has no fear and he is willing and able to go into all those places a prissy tooth fairy  refuse to go . Like the town tavern    ,where he  could collect all those teeth knocked out in antler flinging  brawls . In the past, those teeth were left to rot on the ground where they fell .But with this tooth fairy specialist there would be no more waste and new products could be manufactured .Things like ,new wedding invite material for Arabella's creations and  rare antler velvet donating deer antler covers ,and hoof socks . Anyone with an idea for a new product should submit the info to his local Tooth Recycling Castle.

The French Orange Donut Secret Revealed, kinda

As the eldest of the sisterhood it is my responsibility to explain the great secret of the french orange donuts and why no one except the green onion scallion sisters Angora,Arabella, and  Be Dahlia can partake of this very special dozen in the possession of each sister. 1- It is because they belong to us , and we are french  orange donut hoarding, piglets .Get over it. 2- they are poison to anyone accept the person who's name is  was on the box they were shipped to. 3- without the password [ only available to the sisterhood ] eating even 1 french orange donut  will result in the eater doubling in size [ just think of it, size 9 will be size 18 ! now, I ask you is that worth a donut, Lady Sunshine ? You will be forced to change your name from Lady Sunshine to Princess Fat Hips. Eat a celery stick .As a tooth rep you don't need french orange donuts stuck between your teeth. What will people say ? By the way do you personally know the tooth fairy?  I  need her email address.I have a tooth to pick with her .                                                                               aunt angora

MERRY SEASON TO ALL

 Yes, it is here and I am still alive with normal size teeth. I washed my  french orange donuts in prill water because I suspected they may have been tampered with by Binky's kidnappers. After they dried I ate every one of them with the icing from the little white packet . I feel just fine  except  my body will no longer retain heat . So I am wearing  a mattress . I learned this from our mother  many seasons ago in her kingdom . At this time she was in the care of Lucy and at midnight  Lucy responded to the ringing of the'' I have a question or a demand bell''. When Lucy entered her room she saw ,queen Nan, as she called her, snuggle bunnied  between the mattress and the box springs with only her head sticking out ! Lucy  shouted ,Nan what are you doing ,you could suffocate ! Nan replied," I was cold ". So if wearing a mattress worked for her ,it can work for the rest of us. I will admit it is a little bulky and it does draw a lot of attention . It could present problems for Arabella getting on  and  off of the village bus but she would be very warm.It is very cold in Binky's kingdom but I doubt he would wear a mattress because  it won't fit in the elevator to his office .He could have alterations made as he can afford to do that ,but I doubt he will, because he is talking about moving to a warmer kingdom. I doubt this will happen because he refuses to watch'' the other kingdom auction network''  . He claims he already  knows everything about the other kingdoms  . If he knows so much why doesn't he know how to keep the Merry Season wreath on the side of the castle he manages. Or why doesn't he know how to keep from being kidnapped . Here's a clue - fat people are harder to kidnap . Fat people wearing a mattress are impossible to kidnap . Now,  Be Dahlia said her mouth was smaller after eating the tampered with french orange donuts , yea right . does she sound like she has a smaller mouth ! I know she has prill water in her possession . If she will drink a bucket of it everything will return to as it was . Anyway, I for one am not fooled by the fake we released Binky  note. Binky is still kidnapped because he didn't take steps to protect himself , fatness and wearing a mattress. Those are the no kidnapping rules in every kingdom and if he was home watching the other kingdoms auction network they would not have caught him . Now,  after reading all this  aren't   you wondering  if Arabella  is the secret french orange donut  sender ???    All things Merry Season point to this  .   HO,HO,HO        
PS- to protect'' Beany the beagle  '' from being kidnapped by the wicked troll  sprinkle her with prill water.              

part 10

The most amazing Merry Season surprise gift has  just arrived ! Angora has received 12 French orange donuts from a mystery benefactor . They arrived just moments ago in a  shinny FED X delivery[ federal emergency delivery xcept xrays]  chariot . They were carefully wrapped and placed in box . The return address read French Orange Donut Bakery.  Angora was shocked ! There was no card enclosed. Someone wanted this to be a complete surprise .Who could have sent  such a special gift ?  Angora has received  wonderful homemade sausages, beautiful fuchsia rubber boots ,  rhubarb jam,  a rare only 3 of a kind green onion scallion cat  and the very best gift of all , the restoration of the sisterhood .'' This is the best Christmas ever'',she said  wearing her fuchsia  rubber boots  with the green onion scallion cat sitting on her lap and  her  a mouth full of French orange donuts ............... this really is a miracle  time of the year.

part 9

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I feel much better...... OK. I am with Arabella, totally confused by the kidnapping, weird dog ,who offended who ,  is banished in or out , and who shot at BO diddley etc...... blah,blah,blah. But I am not confused about Binky's threat. I for one do not want to be responsible for any weird dog  being cooked or Binky leaving forever after. And we now have a new problem in De Dahlias kingdom . Apparently her sons wife[  who's body has been taken over by  an evil troll  ] is leaving her son forever , after the Merry Season.I guess she wants to get her presents first. But I have news for her , all she will be getting is a bag of  coal.Because Santa doesn't leave gifts for people who's bodies have been taken over by evil trolls causing them to break other peoples hearts. Be Dahlia , you must forgive her, as required by the invisible King[ you know what He says in His life application book]. This does not mean you approval of  or accept her behavior.We must forgive others or a root of bitterness will consume  and destroy us.I know son Adomis [ he may apply for a forever after name change] has a broken heart .  I will give him a revelation. ''To understand how to get to where you are going ,you first must know where you are now - it helps to understand how you got to where you are today. Reality harshly teaches us that we can only proceed from where we are now , regardless of the mistakes of the past.'' In  other words  never give up the little dog  ''beany''  .Once you succumb to the demands of  an unreasonable troll  the demands will grow bigger ,and bigger. And don't be fooled trolls eat little dogs .

8 continued

Apparently, Arabella has no memory of this event[ the birth of baby Binky] because she suffered a traumatic  memory injury when she was pecked on the soft spot by the sea birds.  And there was that time when  she was in fashioning school and  the nuns smacked her on the head with a  tree limb  because she  climbed out the window in her room when she was suppose to be fashioning . But it is possible she remembers everything and is  part of the conspiracy. Angora insist she gave birth to  Binky but she could have been paid off to continue the cover up until Binky  becomes of age . This would be age 62 .At which time she and  Arabella may be released from the contract or the money will run out. USPS- united serpents  had nothing to do with the  creation of  Lucy as they cannot  create Lucy babies. Be Dahlia would not know this  because she was just a little meerkat  and believed all  babies came from USPS .

Part 8

Angora has ever increasing concerns that Arabella ,Binky and even Lucy[ Binky's younger sister], have 1- been kidnapped 2- have discovered the birth secret truth and they are in shock , unable to speak 3-are victims of united serpents . Kidnapping is a real possibility but to date a ransom note has not been delivered . If they were kidnapped and the kidnappers sent the ransom note by united serpents this would mean number 1 and 3 were true . no.2 is another story. Certainly kidnappers would be interested in getting their hands on Binky's dog named Fox and his fox named Dog because they are rare breeds and the most valuable trackers, often employed by Miss Fairweather Cucumber, the keeper of dreams [ see Arabella for Miss Cucumber info if you have lost a dream] . The big city village castle Binky manages ,would most certainly pay big bobbles for his release because he can't be replaced and they would have to close the castle forever. Kidnappers would certainly be interested in Arabella, apart from her beauty , she has many fat cats in her possession .Kidnappers love cats even though they can't eat a whole one. Certainly the village shop where Arabella fashions wedding invites would pay a big ransom to keep her great talent,she too cannot be replaced .No one can fashion a wedding invite out of twigs like Arabella . Kidnappers would most certainly have an interest in Lucy, who works in the animal repair station in the village near Angora . Lucy's animal repair skills would be a must have for the kidnappers with a dog ,a fox, and 600 fat cats , accidents are sure to occur. Just think of it , somewhere, in some far away kingdom , these 3 special, one of a kind people ,are being held against their will, kidnapped, awaiting their fate, scared, lonely ,cold and hungry . They await rescue, huddled in a cave while the winds howl , the rains beat down , the snow gets deeper and the darkness engulfs them . All the while Be Dahlia [ the great huntress ] searches every village in every kingdom, and every forest in every land to find them . She won't sleep or eat or even visit an outside waste disposal station until she finds them and brings each one home . This is all very difficult for Be Dahlia because their cell phones have been confiscated and she can't call them for directions. Angora spends her every waking moment[ she needs her sleep] interviewing legalist for the upcoming trial in her case against united serpents now adding this situation to her list of complaints against them. She does ,however manage to check in with Be Dahlia for rescue updates. She is tormented with fear for their safety ….. Are they still alive ? Will the kidnappers release them after their demands are met ? What if the ransom note is never found ? what happens if Be Dahlia gets tired of looking and returns home ? what if, what if , what if ………… Hmmmm what if they weren't kidnapped at all but what if they found out Arabella is Binky's real mother and they are in shock and unable to speak. Oh well, whatever……………….