For those of you who "need to get over it"...

I have noticed that some of you are not happy with some of the things going on here at TGOSCS. Some have complained about the pictures. Some have complained about the "jumping around". Therefore I have provided a nice fairytale bridge for you to GET OVER IT. But be careful as there may be an evil trollette under it.

But.....WHO wants to buy US?

The flying monkeys have blocked my computer from being able to open up CLS so I can't see if the alleged Binky took the ad off. It is obvious the person who contacted him wanting to buy us is a scamper. I guess this will be good for us because he really doesn't want us, the gos cats, nor the rodents- all they want is Binky to make the deal so they can scamp him and GET his gold rather than pay him . I do feel rather flattered though that he demands GOLD coins for us even though I have never seen a gold .98 piece. That makes us really rare. On the other hand he called me a redneck mercat and said Araballa and Angora are fabulous designers. Helloooooo? That comment alone sent me into a cave last night to wimper all alone because I feel so useless. Redneck mercats are fabulous too- in our own way. I'd rather be a redneck mercat than a giant elf any day!

To Arabella

So whats up with the shoe promo ? Orders have fallen off slightly and we need funds to pay off the lawyers handling our case against Binky's accusations of name stealing .They are refusing to take any more shoes for payment.I haven't contacted you recently because I am battling scampers[ much worse than scammers] on the CLS .Did I tell you Binky was eaten by wolves [ this does not effect his lawsuit against us.Unless I can prove his demise. but alas, his castle cleaner threw away his hair found by the trash can ] Be Dahlia believes it was a fox that ate him and she has a photo of the grizzly attack.I can't identify him by this photo .I think it looks like Twinky not Binky. Could you take a look and give us your opinion ? Prepare yourself because it is difficult to look at.                        angora

HOW TO AVOID CL SCALLIONLAND SCAMPERS and FRUAD

1- FLAG all listings requesting gold trinkets as payments

2-Avoid larger than normal  frustrated elf sellers claiming to  sell ANYTHING
                                                                                                                                                                         3-NEVER buy green onion scallion cats or assorted such items offered for sale on CLS or anywhere .They are fakes.The real items can never be resold. This illegal action will cause all parties involved to be banished from every where in all kingdoms for ever after.
                                                                                                                  4-REPORT ALL SUCH LISTING TO YOUR LOCAL KINGDOM AUTHORTIES . A REWARD IS OFFERED FOR THE CAPTURE AND CONVICTION OF ALL  SCAMPERS.
                                                                                                                       5- KNOWN SCAMPERS:   BINKY  SASSAFRAS CLOVER MINDENMUFFIN MURDEN 3rd AKA -BINKY  [evil twin goes by Twinky or Fluffy]                                                                          FOXFORD POTAMUS CLOVER PUFFINMUFFIN MURDER1st AKA- THE FOX  [ dog impostor]

Binky was eaten by a fox?! Calling all rodents

Angora, how could you keep this from us? If Binky was eaten who posted the Craigslist ad? Better yet, who wants to buy us? What will they do with us? It cannot be the real Binky because he lists only two scallion cats and there are three. Could this be the end of the green onion scallion cat sisterhood? The kingdoms must be protected. We must put up arms and call out all rodent protection as he is offering them for sale as well.

CraigsList Scallionland-4 Sale Cheap: Freak Show

Thank you for reading my ad on Scallionland Craigslist. I am a frustrated elf (I am larger than most elfs) and I am selling a collection of freaks for cheap. Start your own circus, or just keep them for the novelty. Price is 98 cents EACH (firm) in gold trinkets that are negotiable in all kingdoms. The menagerie includes:

-2 scallion cat statues
-1 redneck mercat (seems confused at times but lucid)
-1 fabulous designer-imposter queen (seems lucid but confused at times)
-1 fabulous designer (secretive & missing currently but WILL be found)
-assorted support rodents
-no fakes or spammers. Cash only upfront.

Dismissed? hehe, snort, snort, chuckle, chuckle

Binky, you can't dismiss us once you have become part of the group. You are not one of the sisterhood but you are a son of two of the sisters in the sisterhood. That requires a vote on both of their behalves to allow you to be dismissed. Remember, they both have had past head injuries. Your only chance is to catch them at the same time when they have no idea who you are and ask to be officially dismissed forever after. You have to remember you were kidnapped not to long ago and for all we know you have been kidnapped again and don't really want to be dismissed. This is more serious than a forever after name change. Good luck- you are family- that will never change. We love you- that will never change. Face facts, you are stuck with the three of us (and Luci too- one day she may just post and shock all of us!)