7 continued

Arabella is correct she cannot  grant  forever after name changes. Only Angora has the authority to do this [ read part 3]  However,Angora is confused as to why Arabella  would correct herself on this subject . [see her last comment]  Maybe she has visions of  fuchsia rubber boots dancing in her head ! And no ,sorry but zip lick bags are not the same as zip lock bags . A trade is impossible because the fuchsia boots were stolen by wolves because they smelled like sausage .

Part 7

Angora is still interviewing legalist for legal representation in the case against United Serpents . She is seeking the very best. Anyone who is interested in this position needs to leave their qualifications under the town square rock of ages in Angoras kingdom . [see google maps for directions] McDougal, Angoras husband has applied for a forever after name change . He asked to renamed Shelprock . This was granted because he is an ambassador to the invisible king. The great suffering that united serpents has caused Shelprock through their negligent handling of the mailing of the RK [ road kill] sausage[ the accident in the great forest involving the rare antler velvet donating deer or so we thought that was who they were. But thanks to Be Delia we learned they were impostors.] This heroic act by Be Delia has persuaded Angora to grant her a forever after name change. Be Dahlia as per her request was thoughtful enough to collect the carcass of those deer ,which they had left behind when the went to the invisible kingdom because in the invisible kingdom they would receive new bodies]. Be Delia, oops, Be Dahlia, so very carefully prepared yummy little sausages to surprise Shelprock for the Merry Season. She carefully sealed the sausage in a special zip lock bag [ special, because it had not yet been invented] she then took a piece of artic ice and placed it on the zip lock bag and then wrapped the zip lock bag in a special surgical cloth[ special because it had not yet been invented, either] but she still managed to collect the cloth from a local animal treatment station . How she was able to accomplish this is another story. After all this very careful preparation Be Dahlia then placed the package inside a fuchsia colored rubber boot [ well known throughout many kingdom's as a secure traveling method for RK sausage .But united serpents then is required to place the fuchsia boot in an exterior arctic ice chunk ] But, let it be known, that united serpents did not live up to their responsibility . United serpents not only took too long to deliver it but they did not place the fuchsia boot into an exterior arctic ice chunk as directed and paid for by Be Dahlia. Shelprock has been unable to leave the outdoor waste disposal station since eating the RK sausage .He was unable to drive his chariot straight because he was in state of emergency and was constantly forced to pull off the beaten path to locate a waste disposal station . United serpents will pay ! Shelprock has been unable to wear the fuchsia boots De Dahlia sent him because seeing them throws him into PTS [ postal terror stress ,Syndrome , but they were too small anyway.

Part 6

Jonathan, the elder of Angora's two off spring, has a most prestigious job. He manages the inner and outer working of one of the largest and most elegant castles in the far way, big city village, of Cherrringo . Jonathan, ''Binky'' , nickname since childhood ,because of his obsessive attachment to his pet blanket, he called binky, has developed some strange habits since living in Cherringo . Now, Cherrringo is a fast paced big city village , and most certainly, this has played a major role in Binky's acquired habits .Binky is known to pay big coins for the very pricey service of ''hair color alternating'' .There are several practitioners who specialize in this service in the big city villages. Apparently, this process is pricey because the tree roots needed to alternate one color to another are difficult to find because the trees are hiding in the forest where the rare antler velvet donating deer live. Traveling into that forest is always risky, because a person can easily accidently fall into one of Be Delia's hunting traps. If this should occur there is a possibility that Be Delia will hold them for ransom, as she did the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deer who remains in her kingdom today .Please understand Be Delia's passion for a forever after name spelling change and French orange donuts consumes her every waking and sleeping moment . Binky, is the owner of the dog named fox and the fox named dog and he gets cranky when the practitioners of hair color alternating run out of the tree roots they need to alternate his hair color . Binky must project the image of a CEO [ castle executive operator ] at all times. Also if his hair color should alternate back to another color his dog named fox and his fox named dog won't recognize him and he will be unable to enter his home castle; as they guard the entrance when he is away [ this would make anyone cranky after a hard day managing a big city village castle ] . Binky should consider buying a by " Just for CEO's Looks Like Real Hair Wig '' for emergency's situation. Perhaps he will receive one as a gift during the Merry Time celebration.

It has come to Angoras attention that BoBo is heading up a protest in support of United Serpents . This is very concerning because neither Bo Bo nor Arabella know about the latest united serpents sausage stuffed in a rubber boot wrapped in a surgical cloth from the local animal repair station, catastrophe .United serpents needs to make major changes in their delivery system .Angora isn't pushing for the closing of locations but she is seeking personal injury coins[ and a lot of them, which she intended to share with the green onion scallion cat sisterhood and her off spring ] . The details of the horror of the rubber boot sausage catastrophe will be discussed in tomorrow's blog [ bologna listed on google] read it and weep . McDougal is now sitting in the outside waste deposit station ,where he has been all day because of united serpents .

P.S. dragon offers two delivery services, ground [ big feet route] and air [ delivery by wings ] both are excellent and contain refrigeration by artic ice chunks if needed.

 

part 5

Angora has been sending messages to Jonathan, her long lost son, for many weeks, but she has not received a response.Jonathan isn't physically missing, Angora knows exactly which castle he manages and its location. Angora had concerns that the messages are not  getting through  because it is the  Merry Time  celebration part of the year and  all delivery systems are very busy . Be Delia suggested Angora use dragon , a faster delivery service , than united serpents.The size of  dragon's feet allows them to cover more territory quicker than united serpent can crawl. And because they carry their own blow torch they are rarely highjacked . Be Delia was right on !  Angora sent one more message to Jonathan yesterday , this time by dragon and she received a reply the very next day. The dragon delivery system is truly AMAZING. Jonathan wrote he enjoyed hearing from Angora  and he said he had never received the other messages. Angora was very upset with united serpent ,whom she has used for century's and trusted. That was her first mistake ! Everyone knows you can't trust a serpent after that whole garden in Eden episode. Angora put in a claim with USPS, united serpent postal service, claiming personal injury to both to her and Jonathan,due to the misappropriation of very important messages.This could prove to be a very complex and interesting  case .Angora  will be interviewing legal representation . Angora believes united serpents misappropriation of mail may be wide spread, as she also has  had no response from her last message to Arabella. Angora will be conducting the legal rep  interviews on the bench just outside the united serpents headquarters tomorrow at  noon, if interested be there. 

PART 4

Angora received an alarming message from Be Delia.She hand  painted  a  picture of her latest hunt on a birch bark .She managed to capture ,not only 4 rare antler velvet donating deer, but their keeper and one of his helpers.The keeper was easy to recognize because he had a  long white beard and he was wearing a red suit.Only the rare antler velvet donating deer keeper is legally allowed to grow a long white beard and wear this red suit. It was definitely him ! Be Delia carved a ransom notice on the bottom of the picture  and requested it be posted in the village square and on Craig's list when the technology reach the village.The ransom notice read " I have captured the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deers plus 1 of his helper, plus 4 rare antler velvet donating deer.The 4 deer have gone to live in the invisible kingdom but the keeper and his helper are still in my kingdom.The keeper is yada, yada,yada about a delivery he insist he must make world wide, on the 24th night of December, YEA RIGHT ! He is not going anywhere until someone pays his ransom.{ that's so like Be Delia when she really wants something] Here's the deal, I want someone, anyone ,I don't care who ,to persuade Angora to grant me a forever after name spelling change ,plus I want 12 dozen French orange donuts. NO EXCEPTIONS,NO EXCUSES ,or the fat guy with the white beard wearing the red suit will be taking a one way trip to the invisible kingdom.  P.S  you have until the 23rd midnight of December. Very truly yours  BEDAHIA not Be Delia.  Now, Be Delia would not want it to be known but she really would never send the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deers to the invisible kingdom.She may be big on threats but she is a Meerkat in reality.Most likely she will persuade the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deer to sign a contract ,promising never to leave her kingdom until the ransom demands are met. Anyway, it doesn't look like he will be leaving anytime soon because his mode of transportation is in need of much repair .The GPS system can be heard echoing from the mountains RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING  and we all know what that means.
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part 3

Apparently Be Delia has inhaled far too much deer antler velvet ! She sent a request application to the village attorney where she was born, requesting a forever after change in the spelling of her name. The attorney immediately contacted Angora ,the eldest of the sisterhood [ as required by state law] . Angora was present at Be Delia's birth and witnessed the forever after birth name presentation and she ,as the eldest ,accepted the responsibility of protecting all things sisterhood , this included their names, after their parents went to the invisible kingdom. For Be Delia to change the spelling of her birth name for the purpose of a hunting disguise is acceptable, but a forever after change ,well, that's a very serious and costly matter .The decision to allow such a controversial event rest completely on Angoras shoulders . However , the law does allow her to discuss the matter with Arabella , next in charge when Angora goes to live in the invisible kingdom . BUT reaching Arabella is next to impossible this time of year. She is extra, extra busy fashioning wedding invites .She received a very large shipment of unusual ,one of a kind twigs, and sparkle bobbles and she is up to her earlobes creating . Angora is not in the habit of seeking advise on such matters anyway, and she's not so sure who Arabelle would side with .After all, there was that whole banishment thing with her and Be Delia to consider. Be Delia is persistent and never gives up when she wants something but so is Angora and she has more experience at it.

Part 2

Be Delia slept all night that night and she too dreamed of green onion scallions and French orange donuts. While visions of sugar plum danced in her head, I mean visions of Bo Bos cats danced in her head. Santa has elves , BoBo has cats. Anyway , Angora was very happy that the armadillo slippers were doing what they were purchased to do [ beside spread leprosy ]. Now the Merry Season of the invisible King was drawing near. Angora thought it would be impossible to find a gift to give to Arabella and Be Delia that could compare to the awesomeness of the armadillo slippers. She thought and thought, and looked and looked but nothing was special enough . One day when she was about to give up she heard a wee small voice coming from a garden on the opposite side of the trees where she was walking. She stopped to listen and she heard the father of the garden say "mr.cat it is not advisable for you to eat so many green onion scallions . You could very well turn into one" . She peaked through the trees to see a very beautiful cat stuffing his cat face with long leafy green onion scallions . He would devour one entire plant and move to the next .Angora was very surprised to discover a cat ,which her and Arabella and Be Delia all loved ,eating green onion scallions which she and Arabella and Be Delia all loved . A perfect gift for a sisterhood ,she thought. But ,alas, I see only 1 green onion scallion cat and I need 3. Hmmmmmmmmmm. I will search the land over until I find 2 more green onion scallion cats, she said .Not to worry , they are out there somewhere waiting to belong to the sisterhood. The gardener agreed this green onion scallion cat should belong to the sisterhood so he happily sold the green onion scallion cat to Angora for 100 bobbles, which she had collect for just such an occasion . Off she went to the USPS [ united serpent post office] the best ,fastest and sneakiest delivery system in the village because they can get through the thickest brush, the deepest valleys and the darkest caves to get the package anywhere in the land . But they are kinda pricey. She decided to send this green onion scallion cat to Arabella because she and Bo Bo really needed more cats and the directions on the box for the green onion scallion cat read " attention this green onion scallion cat attracts other cats only when sitting by a box of French orange donuts '' . Hmmmmm, I wonder if Arabella has ordered any French orange donuts lately ??? Perhaps she keeps them on hand because French orange donuts can be difficult to get . I heard by way of the village news reported that there has been an orange donut hoarding problem. Not to worry, Arabella will handle it . Once she secures a box of French orange donuts her and Bo Bo will have many more cats to dance with while wearing the armadillo slippers. Anyway Angora had already sent Be Delia another special gift in celebration of the invisibles Kings birthday .Even though the invisible King wasn't really born at that time. And that's another story ! The usps ,united serpents post office, delivered it quickly .Even though they did run into trouble crossing the rare antler velvet donating deer's territory .The serpents passed Be Delia hunting enroot to her castle but they were not allowed to give her the package. It must be delivered to the castle address, this is the united serpents state law . Anyway Be Delia received the gift and opened it immediately . As she gazed upon the gift she saw the opportunity to secure 12 French orange donuts all for herself . You see, Angora had sent Be Delia a figurine carved out of a stone from her village [ nice thought] It was a replica of Be Delia's hunting wagon being driven by a rare antler velvet donating deer with Be Delia [ a replica] napping on the wagon. Be Delia saw it and claimed she thought she was dead ! She immediately set a message by carrier pigeon to Angora . it read " I love the gift but apparently I died in transit , I desperately need 12 French orange donuts to correct this situation''. Please rush order as I am deeply traumatized and may not survive ." At first Angora feared she would be banished once again from the sisterhood because she caused Be Delia to be traumatized by mistake unless she could secure 12 French orange donuts to appease Be Delia . Who by way often changes the spelling of her name as not to be recognized while hunting the rare antler velvet donating deer . Angora was perplexed , with the French orange donut shortage this could be a problem………….. to be continued