Angora is still interviewing legalist for legal representation in the case against United Serpents . She is seeking the very best. Anyone who is interested in this position needs to leave their qualifications under the town square rock of ages in Angoras kingdom . [see google maps for directions] McDougal, Angoras husband has applied for a forever after name change . He asked to renamed Shelprock . This was granted because he is an ambassador to the invisible king. The great suffering that united serpents has caused Shelprock through their negligent handling of the mailing of the RK [ road kill] sausage[ the accident in the great forest involving the rare antler velvet donating deer or so we thought that was who they were. But thanks to Be Delia we learned they were impostors.] This heroic act by Be Delia has persuaded Angora to grant her a forever after name change. Be Dahlia as per her request was thoughtful enough to collect the carcass of those deer ,which they had left behind when the went to the invisible kingdom because in the invisible kingdom they would receive new bodies]. Be Delia, oops, Be Dahlia, so very carefully prepared yummy little sausages to surprise Shelprock for the Merry Season. She carefully sealed the sausage in a special zip lock bag [ special, because it had not yet been invented] she then took a piece of artic ice and placed it on the zip lock bag and then wrapped the zip lock bag in a special surgical cloth[ special because it had not yet been invented, either] but she still managed to collect the cloth from a local animal treatment station . How she was able to accomplish this is another story. After all this very careful preparation Be Dahlia then placed the package inside a fuchsia colored rubber boot [ well known throughout many kingdom's as a secure traveling method for RK sausage .But united serpents then is required to place the fuchsia boot in an exterior arctic ice chunk ] But, let it be known, that united serpents did not live up to their responsibility . United serpents not only took too long to deliver it but they did not place the fuchsia boot into an exterior arctic ice chunk as directed and paid for by Be Dahlia. Shelprock has been unable to leave the outdoor waste disposal station since eating the RK sausage .He was unable to drive his chariot straight because he was in state of emergency and was constantly forced to pull off the beaten path to locate a waste disposal station . United serpents will pay ! Shelprock has been unable to wear the fuchsia boots De Dahlia sent him because seeing them throws him into PTS [ postal terror stress ,Syndrome , but they were too small anyway.
Now wait just a minute Arabella ~~~ you can't grant forever after name changes! Don't make me give you the look.... with all of these name changes going on how can I trust that the armidillos have not kidnapped the sisters or their loved ones? And besides that I have always wanted fuchsia boots ~~ I have zip lick bags in my kingdom are they the same? I would trade you for the boots if you would like.
ReplyDeleteAngora- I sent the boots for YOU and the sausage for Shelprock- no wonder they were too small for him. Just be sure to not wear them around him as he will run for the potalot if he sees them.
ReplyDeleteArabella- I would love some zip lick bags if you have any extra. I will trade you some zap lock ones if you'd like to try them.