in some kingdoms cats will steal your breath in my kingdom the listeria [evil cousin of the wisteria vine] will steal your breath and your rubber boots if you leave them unattended for more than 15 min. this is how they operate- a beautiful cascade of lavender flowers bloom on a warm spring day .a seemingly innocent vine is weaving itself harmlessly around your fence post[ ya,right] you say to yourself, oh, how lovely ,and I didn't even have to buy it from my local plants and assorted vines shop.so you allow it to sit on your fence .this started on ,lets say, a Saturday. Monday morning you wake up and decide to go into town but you can't get the front door open. you pull and you pull but alas, it just won't open more than a 1/2 in. you look through that little crack to see a twisted mass of what looks like a tree limb from Jack and the bean stalk blocking the door! so you crawl out a window [ because you forgot you have a back door. green pixie dust causes memory loss. ] you are in shock to see the entire front of your castle captured by the listeria vine.if you are foolish enough to get to close it will steal your breath. you would be better off to build another castle in another kingdom on another day.
ps Binky send me a link to your blog.
ps Be Dahlia you were wise to seek the invisible king
ps Arabella where o where art thou
I have started to post comments 3 times today & afetr multipe paragraphs & musings--poof they are gone-- darn pixies! At this hour off the day as my dayquil has worn off I am not nearly as amusing as I was this morning. I am going to do shorter postings so all will not be lost.
ReplyDeleteI have started to post comments 3 times today & afetr multipe paragraphs & musings--poof they are gone-- darn pixies! At this hour off the day as my dayquil has worn off I am not nearly as amusing as I was this morning. I am going to do shorter postings so all will not be lost.
ReplyDeleteWeeks of silence then BAM!!! LISTERIA , SNAKES & PIXIES!! In no particulaar order- happy that Domino is doing better, hope she contiues to- angora if that is your castle you need to MOVE to another kingdom beteen the listeia & the cannons country life sounds loud and scary. BeDahlia you need to make haste to another kingdom where they know about lyme. Someone has to be able to help!! Hopefully the pain subsided today!
ReplyDeleteThe pixie dust in my kingdom is very heavy ! And the pixies themselves are insufferable- they just will not let up! Aggora suggested PB&J sandwiches which I tried last night_ waay too much sugar! They flew throgh the house sprinkling more dust & kept me awake all night making more sandwiches-- I can,t breath. & I am exhhausted! Any other suggestions? Love to all!
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