Be Dahlia,you are a victim of the sand shark . you will realize this when you try to stand up.I know this is shocking info but you are now one of millions of' '' short'' road tripsters'' [ now you know why it is called a short trip] that fall prey to the the sand shark and end up shorter. The attack happens very quickly and isn't even noticed until the victim try's to walk or stand. On rare occasions the victim doesn't notice the height difference until they look in a mirror or change clothes or buy new shoes . Skirts and pants are suddenly toooooo long, dragging the ground. Worse, is when the victim finds a great pair of shoes but discovers they can't buy them because they don't come in the no feet size.Life as you knew it will be forever changed .But on a positive note you can now audition for a little people reality show .
Now, to answer Arabella's question concerning my age. After mom went to be with the invisible King I found a kinda of strange birth certificate/paper with a birth date later than the one I had ,with king Carldeano listed as my birth father. hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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