Thursday, February 16, 2012

Not To Worry, I have all the answers because I

am the wisest of the sisterhood and the oldest but just how old is a mystery, but that's another story. Arabella was not run over by the bus.I checked the news reports.No bus run overs that day.And Bobo was not in her kingdom that day, so he couldn't have her phone . He has opened a BBQ eatery in Be Dehlia's kingdom.He is taking advantage of  all that wild hog Be Dahlia has hunted .I saw this in the news paper article she sent. So why hasn't  Be Dahlia heard from Arabella since the moment her bus came????  Well, the moment the bus door opened Arabella saw a large box next to the driver with her name on it. The driver smiled at her and said special delivery for you,Arabella '',designer of all things wedding invites.'' The box was toooo big for her to carry to her design studio by her self. so she had to find someone to help her. the bus kept driving around the block until she  found a trust worthy person to carry the box, you know, someone that wouldn't grab it and run because the box  smelled really good .She was finally able to secure help from a extra large cowterpilla she spotted sunning himself on a building roof. apparently  a few of his  many legs were hanging off the side of the building and she spotted them . Cowterpillars are known for their strength and helpfulness but they only provide it to people they like.Arabella owns a tiny cowterpilla so the extra large one really liked her and was willing to carry the box to her studio. all this took 4 days. 1 day to locate the help,1 day for the cowterpilla to climb down from the roof top.1 day for the bus to get gas because he ran out circling the block and 1 day for the cowterpillar to carry the box to the studio. ok, we are at day 5 , Arabella opens the box . SURPRISE !! on the top sat many pumpkin skins just waiting to be fashioned into invites.but wait, what about that delightful smell,hmmmmmm.Arabella carefully removed the pumpkin skins to discover 17 rubber boots each one stuffed with Bo Bo's BBQ ,it was still warm ! and you wonder why you haven't heard from her... she is eating BBQ and  designing invites. Now that we have cleared up this mystery lets move on to Arabella's question on the brides names. First, the mean bride - allow her to see the mug . then tell her to close her eyes and then bonk her on the head with it and tell her to open her eyes. after this  she will either be nice or leave, either way you win.  . and anyway anyone with that name other than you has stolen it. you can have her arrested . Next , the beautiful bride BoBo.did she smell like BBQ? show her the Be Dahlia mug , if she loves it ,you have much bigger problem !

1 comment:

  1. Oh angora you are so wise thati is exactly what happened! The skins are turning into brautiful paper on which I will print many invtations & menus. Why is your age a mystery? I how old you are.

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