Monday, December 19, 2011

Part 6

Jonathan, the elder of Angora's two off spring, has a most prestigious job. He manages the inner and outer working of one of the largest and most elegant castles in the far way, big city village, of Cherrringo . Jonathan, ''Binky'' , nickname since childhood ,because of his obsessive attachment to his pet blanket, he called binky, has developed some strange habits since living in Cherringo . Now, Cherrringo is a fast paced big city village , and most certainly, this has played a major role in Binky's acquired habits .Binky is known to pay big coins for the very pricey service of ''hair color alternating'' .There are several practitioners who specialize in this service in the big city villages. Apparently, this process is pricey because the tree roots needed to alternate one color to another are difficult to find because the trees are hiding in the forest where the rare antler velvet donating deer live. Traveling into that forest is always risky, because a person can easily accidently fall into one of Be Delia's hunting traps. If this should occur there is a possibility that Be Delia will hold them for ransom, as she did the keeper of the rare antler velvet donating deer who remains in her kingdom today .Please understand Be Delia's passion for a forever after name spelling change and French orange donuts consumes her every waking and sleeping moment . Binky, is the owner of the dog named fox and the fox named dog and he gets cranky when the practitioners of hair color alternating run out of the tree roots they need to alternate his hair color . Binky must project the image of a CEO [ castle executive operator ] at all times. Also if his hair color should alternate back to another color his dog named fox and his fox named dog won't recognize him and he will be unable to enter his home castle; as they guard the entrance when he is away [ this would make anyone cranky after a hard day managing a big city village castle ] . Binky should consider buying a by " Just for CEO's Looks Like Real Hair Wig '' for emergency's situation. Perhaps he will receive one as a gift during the Merry Time celebration.

It has come to Angoras attention that BoBo is heading up a protest in support of United Serpents . This is very concerning because neither Bo Bo nor Arabella know about the latest united serpents sausage stuffed in a rubber boot wrapped in a surgical cloth from the local animal repair station, catastrophe .United serpents needs to make major changes in their delivery system .Angora isn't pushing for the closing of locations but she is seeking personal injury coins[ and a lot of them, which she intended to share with the green onion scallion cat sisterhood and her off spring ] . The details of the horror of the rubber boot sausage catastrophe will be discussed in tomorrow's blog [ bologna listed on google] read it and weep . McDougal is now sitting in the outside waste deposit station ,where he has been all day because of united serpents .

P.S. dragon offers two delivery services, ground [ big feet route] and air [ delivery by wings ] both are excellent and contain refrigeration by artic ice chunks if needed.

 

4 comments:

  1. Hmm, I have no idea what the sausage rubbber boot catastrophy is, but rest assured sweet Angora, that neither BoBo or I would do anything to put you or McDougal in jepordy. Hope McDougal is dressed warmly enough and has protection in the form of venison sausage or french orange donuts because outside waste deposit stations can be full of flesh eating viruses. But I am sure that you know that. I had forgotten about Binky~~ that is so 1960, think JA should change it to the Binkster, much more modern (goes with the hair color alterations as well. As you can see i am waiting for my next shipment of twigs and handmade paper to arrive, so I am not quite so busy making invitations. January will be overwhelming with all of the summer and fall weddings to work on. I cannot understand where these suppies are. I did not use the serpents or the dragons for this shipment (too unreliable)but rather a special courier with a highly accurate GPS system... you don't suppose that he might be being held captive somewhere, do you?

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  2. Me again, I keep clicking on your profile to get up to date information... but alas nothing is there. I hope to see a surpise there tomorrow. xoxo

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  3. I checked the courier's bag that you used and unless he delivered them elsewhere they are not in his bag. Either way, you would not be getting them from him. I have not had any successful hunts to be able to send you any supplies from my kingdom. I have not been able to go for the past two days because my hunting partner, Ern has been too busy looking for those stupid pigs tails for the Merry celebration coming up. Well, actually he has been working on the arctic ice coolers to keep dragon up and running for their cold stuff. The flying monkeys have been threatening me to the point that I don't go into the forest alone right now. Have you ever tried FEDEX (federal emergency delivery except xrays)? They use dragon servics as well. The dragon I usually use is UPS (unusual postal serpents)

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