I am impressed

Is that Shelton who you are speaking of being your best pumpkin hunter? Very impressive. I was chatting with Arabella last night when she dissapeared again. She screamed "my bus is here". So I texted her and have not heard back. I hope she did not get run over by the bus. Certainly Bobo would tell us? He may just start sing her phone pretending to be her. Oh great, now we have to worry about that. Here we go back to the secret passwords again. I don't remember mine. What shall I ever do?

That bad attitude you caught on camera........

is hunting pumpkins ! he is the best in my club. he bagged 100 with that shot, I mean shots . but there is not enough of the pumpkins left to make even 1 pie so I am thinking pudding . Sorry Arabella we aren't hunting sweet potatoes this week.but after that crime scene on pumpkin torture that Be Dahlia also caught on camera [ the one with the chain saw] I might need to switch to hunting sweet potatoes because I'm sure every pumpkin in my kingdom has permanently moved across the ocean to another far away kingdom after seeing that massacre . plus we did suffer a causality when a pumpkin we had cornered rolled over a member of our club crushing his eye glasses into tiny pieces .he now suffers from PTPHS[ post traumatic pumpkin hunting stress and  he can't see the difference between a pumpkin and an armadillo [ a pumpkin wearing camo] these are not in season .    so , anyway, I am a man short for orange colored veggie hunting . I 'm thinking turnips .

You need to get yours on some Prozac like mine.

I caught your cat in action also!

He really has a bad attitude.

Ok sista- bring it on- pumpkin pies for everyone!

Just remember I am the Queen Huntsress and always will be!

Ok,Iam totally confused.......

but what else is new.                 Wild hog ribs ????? and  get over what ,bridges, hunting, vegetables , wild hogs ???? I'm just writing satire for a crazy blog written by a crazy sisterhood who do crazy things !  hold up there cowgirl, I can hunt with the best of 'em . I will show you a thing or two. I am heading up a big hunt tomorrow . I will take no prisoners ! I will hunt down Virginia's wildest pumpkins and there will be pie for everyone tomorrow ! so there.

French Orange Donuts

While looking through my freezer yesterday I found the last of my french orange donuts. I had them for breakfast this morning. I asked Sir Ern if he'd like a bite of one. Of course I told him they were left over from Christmas. I did not mention they had been in the freezer. He said "Christmas!? No thank you". Ahhhh, my strategy worked- bad donuts- no one wants any. I am good for a few more years now. Thank you once again Arabella- muuuuuaaaaahhhhh