I Do Not think You Look Like A Cat......

I think you look like a beached whale in cats clothing. Not to worry , just stop eating that crab dip and I'm sure your ears will get thinner. This is a rescue way beyond  BoBo's ability .This will require back up.... , a mac truck to back up and crane lift you to rescue. yes, it will be a challenge but it can and will be done . Since the equipment is unavailable for the next several weeks there are a few things you can do to prepare 1- drink only black olive juice for  3 weeks    2 - eat only prunes for  3weeks      3 - if you still need to be rescued call