mudd blogging

well last month I went to a big league mud blogg in GA with my son, Jeremiah (aka Adam). We put his beautiful truck on a trailer and hooked it up behind my home on wheels that I use when I go traveling to other kingdoms. He drove so I could relax. Besides it was about a 4 hour drive and with a rig that size we were afraid if we were to get stopped we may be so overweight that the driver may need a CDL-contempory dog license, and he has one. We finally got there and this place was a mad house- thousands of people in trucks, 4 wheelers, golf carts, on foot, riding unicorns, etc. The dust was enough to choke a mosquito. We found a place to park and he and a friend went driving around looking. They came back and I wanted to go play in the mud. The first place we wnt we got stuck and the truck over heated. Then when we got pulled out the truck cut off and the battery went dead. We finally got someone to jump us aftter about 500 people passed us and never offered to help while we sat there with the hood up. We should have quit then but oh no.....BeDahlia wasn't done playing yet. So we cruised around and found an area that 4 wheelers were playing in- not deep and we were going about 2mph in about 6" of water. All of a sudden the frfont left tire fell into a hole. He yelled "mom we have to get out- open the door". I had already tried and I couldn't budge it. A few big trolls came over and pulled us out through the window. In the process I lost the keys to the rolling house in the mud blogg. oh joy...and then it rained- yeah, really- stormed as a matter of fact- major hail. anywho we did have a good time and I will do it again- when we gegt the truck back in commission. It is totally gutted right now and the brand new motor is in the shop getting cleaned out. I wanted to bring a few unicorns home but we spent all of our money paying a locksmith to come andnot make us a key for the house on wheels. We drove it home with a screwdriver...for real dog! And he charged us $240 for that. He had to drill out the ignition and when he was almost done I told him he really needed to hurry up as the people who own the house on wheels would probably be back soon. He laughed and about 10 minutes after he left he came back and said he needed my drivers license #. lol Guess he thought about what I said and got scared.