In a surprise move, Orthostitlz was sued today in the Supreme Galaxy Court of All Worlds by one Binky Sassafras Angora Mindenmuffin Murden, III (aka Binky but he prefers to be addressed by his full name) for fraud, name swiping, crudiness, lying, faking, awful products, slander, and being generally a crappy outfit. The surprise suit was delivered to the Daily Scallion News by a strange dog (big ears-perhaps it has some fox mixed in) calling itself Foxaford Potamus Clover Puffinmuffin Murden I (he said Fox was ok but he'd prefer being addressed in full). He disappeared shortly thereafter without comment.
The suit is shocking enough, but it was followed by a news release announcing a new company, Orthocurlz, the Men's Glamour Shoe! A picture showing one of the Orthocurlz shoe products accompanied the release, with Binky Sassafras Angora Mindenmuffin Murden, III as the model.
Where is the picture of this shoe please? Boy are your mother (s) gonna be mad!
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