Binky was eaten by a fox?! Calling all rodents

Angora, how could you keep this from us? If Binky was eaten who posted the Craigslist ad? Better yet, who wants to buy us? What will they do with us? It cannot be the real Binky because he lists only two scallion cats and there are three. Could this be the end of the green onion scallion cat sisterhood? The kingdoms must be protected. We must put up arms and call out all rodent protection as he is offering them for sale as well.