Saturday, December 31, 2011

Another kidnapping !

Angora and Rock's celebration day was wonderful.They went to the far away ocean shore to treasure hunt .It was a just right day ,not too hot ,not too cold, just right .They saw horses running on the beach and they found a 50 cent piece,a 25cent piece and two nickles [that's what it said on the treasure stick finder monitor, but since they forgot a shovel , digging them up  presented a problem] So Angora collected shells and as she looked out over the ocean shore she dreamed of riding in a  hot air balloon floating above the ocean waves [ ya ,right,only a bozo would ride in a hot air balloon over the ocean  ] but anyway, just picture it Angora and Rock holding hands, skipping along the shore ,the wind in their hair [ I mean in Angoras hair ,Rock lost his hair years ago and blames it on Angora ] and  by the way, it is very difficult to treasure hunt holding the treasure hunting stick and someones hand at the same time but true love conquers all. Anyway..... suddenly  a large sea bird [  just like the one that attacked Arabella when she was a child] flew down and stood in front of the happy couple shouting  '' we have Arabella, we have Arabella '' ! RATS ,there goes a beautiful day  treasure hunting ,hand holding and skipping along the shore .But  Angora and Rock were up for the challenge and they confronted the sea bird  .Angora shouted [ sea birds are hard of hearing] how can we be sure you really have Arabella ? can you prove it ? The sea bird shouted back [ they think everyone is hard of hearing like them] Call Be Dahlia she is in the process of collecting the ransom.hmmmmmmmmm. Angora looked at Rock , Rocked looked back into Angora's beautiful eyes .....  they were sorely afraid for Arabella ,so off they ran to contact Be Dahlia [ they did stop for a leisurely  lunch on the way] When they arrived home Angora checked the email and sure enough Be Dahlia sent a bill  to Angora and  one to Binky for their share of the ransom . Angora and Rock wrote a check and sent it by USPS . Because united serpents sent a letter to them stating they made major improvement's in their delivery service since the big lawsuit [ case not settled yet] Angora saw this  as  an opportunity to  test  united serpent .She will report on the results in a later blog. The sisterhood and family are always at risk of kidnapping . They are beautiful, wealthy and wise [ never mind what I said in part 1] I am telling you now they are wise. .............  ''of course they are wise............of course this will stick.........it will stick by you all .....through thin and through thick.......... for almost 2 months   we have  insisted ........on chatting with persons who never existed ........so wise are we now and wise we will be ...........for ever after the sisterhood three.''

1 comment:

  1. I am ready for someone to kidnap me- I am exhausted. If they do please do NOT pay the ransom as I need a break.

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